late, as always

so, yeah, i've been neglecting this thing for a few days. sorry bout that. there's just been a lot going on, and i've been too lazy/tired to do this. i'll fix that now. here's a quick list of everything that's happened since i last posted.
Friday-
went to kappa sig party with guys from the floor, semisorta got asked to leave, so went to quills, started back to the dorms, decided to stay out with the girls, went back to kapsig, then quills, lot of drinking, etc.
Saturday-
jaya's friend emily came into town, my ability to function as a real person left. the emily experience started at tucks, where i proceeded to be thrown out for drinking out of jaya's cup. the party then moved to quill's, because, though she had known me all of five hours, emily didn't think i was drunk enough. came back later and much drunker and hung out in front of monroe for a while, where in the space of ten minutes i both helped a gay man hook up and watched a table burn.
Sunday-
day of rest, so i slept in til at least 11, getting a good six hours of sleep in. went to reilly for our basketball game. MO6 (my team) dominated the other team so much that i actually got to play a decent amount. did well too, at least in my opinion. hung out with jaya and emily when i got back, played trivial pursuit for a while until jaya got bored and casey made me go study philosophy with her. back to the room at about midnight, fully intending to go to bed, then be up early to write my article for the hullabaloo and the paper that was due for philosophy. instead, i wound up talking to emily, both online and in the kitchen while we made food, until three in the morning. then proceeded to read for another hour after that, finally falling asleep at about 4:30.
Monday-
woke up at 10, decided i was too tired for class and went back to sleep. did the same at 10:30, 11, and 11:30. got up for good at 12:30, wrote my paper, took my test (probably failed, but what you gonna do?), found out when i get to select my room next year. luckily for ryan, mike, and jared, i got us a good time, so we should be able to get a good suite. after dinner, i wound up going to a second dinner with jaya and emily at this place called saucy's. i'd never heard of it, but i should have. the food was really good, and, joy of joys, they deliver. came back, hung out for a while, til the girl's decided i needed to try some lip venom thing, it was supposed to make lips fuller or plumper or taller or something. anyway, in the ensuing struggle, i wound breaking jaya's nose. well, not really, but i probably cracked it, cuz i accidentally elbowed her in the nose.
i really am sorry about that jaya. truly. i mean it
anyway, as punishment, i drank the diet coke that jaya had at dinner. normally, the fact that it was diet would have been bad enough, but this also had pure sugar, two kinds of what appeared to be fake fake sugar (they looked like nutrasweet packets, but weren't), salt, pepper, butter, honey mustard, and probably a bunch of other stuff. it actually wasn't that bad, even though it looked like some sort of really horrible mudwater. after that, watched monty python (which reminds me, i need to get that movie back from jaya's room so i can get my ID back. and trivial pursuit too. so someone tell me again when you see me). then, instead of being smart and going to sleep, we watched the food network until three. after seeing the challengers lose on iron chef, we called it a night, and now here i am.
so that was the weekend, or what of it i remember. it's probably a very good thing that i don't have any classes tomorrow, so i can try and recouperate for a few hours at least, before starting all over again. i mean, it is 25 cent night tomor...tonight. i got to say, i was expecting emily being here to be fun, but definitely not this fun. makes me all tingly with excitement about jessy and jim coming in four days. or maybe that's just the soda coming back up.