crime of passion

went to the big easy for a midnight snack with jaya, and ran into liz there. coming out, they notice a poster on the side of the building about some abstinence talk or something. as a way of getting attention, or making it look nice, or letting people know what the talk was about, they had questions written all over it. some examples:
What makes a man respect a woman's body?
How do you keep foreign chemicals out of a woman's body?
What helps insure a marriage doesn't end in divorce?
How can a couple keep expressions of love in their relationship?
As we stood there in awe of the stupidity of this poster, thinking it should disappear, miraculously, it was torn down right in front of us. i don't know how, i don't know who, but it is no longer on that wall. that's my story, and i'm sticking to it. (you know, unless i'm threatened with jail time. then i'll roll over on the others faster than a fat man who smells breakfast)
also tonight, my roommate decided that a good way to relieve his boredom would be to cut his hair. i wasn't around, but apparently he started small, and just didn't stop. he now looks like the opposite of one of those monks who shave the very top of their heads. he is bald all around, except for about a four inch circle of hair he left on top. it's not even on the very top, it's like tilted forward. very strange. i'm not sure i'll be able to sleep tonight for laughing.