you had me at dicks fuck assholes

alright, so jaya beat me to quoting Team America for a post title. i don't care, that movie's funny, and i'm gonna quote it and you can't stop me.
so yeah, anyway, i did see that movie last night. i laughed, i cried, i thought deep thoughts, i got aroused by puppet sex. Team America has it all. that was a good top to a decent weekend. the whole hanging out with mike's family was cool, and i got to see a tulane baseball game friday. we're good, really good. it's nice to see a tulane team not getting its ass handed to it all the time. plus, lots of people- students and alumni, teachers, all sorts, turned out for the game. renews my faith in the tulane populace- maybe we're not so apathetic after all. we just need something good to root for. so instead of being apathetic, we're just fair-weather fans, which is much better.
so i have a 10 page paper due thursday for my politics class, and i haven't even read the books i have to write it about. this is all jaya's fault. well, not really, but she is a bad influence. marinara fights, putting mousse in and attempting to braid my hair, drawing on me in highlighter, etc. etc.
if i didn't know better, i'd say she was the evil twin.