i'm fairly certain there's a medical condition/disease/whatever in which the person afflicted sees things out of the corner of their eyes that aren't there. if there is no such condition, i'm inventing it now. i have it. i'll call it, um, dan's condition. or optomiragia if you want to get technical. it's not a bad thing, just weird. every so often, when i'm reading or watching tv or doing whatever, but concentrating on something in front of me, i think i see stuff in the corners of my eyes. like, a mouse run across the room, or a bug crawling up my arm or something. i don't actually see the stuff, just a general sense of movement. probably it's just the sun reflecting off windows and stuff like that, but i like feeling special and am making it a disease just for fun.
also, i'm much cooler than you, cuz i just downloaded a program that makes my background basically a realtime picture of the earth from space. it updates every minute, so essentially if i were in space and looked out the window, i would see the same thing that's on my computer. i rock.


this is the one and only time i'm going to address this in any way. what happened, happened. i'm not going to analyze it or worry about it. it's done, and things seem to be going ok. so that's it. (those of you who know what i'm talking about, good for you. if you don't, ask, and i might tell you.)