new york

some of my experiences during my whirlwind tour of the big apple:
-i had dinner with Beyonce, Jay-Z, Russell Simmons (founder of def jam records)
-got in a fight with a couple of colombia students, and yes, i kicked some ivy league ass
-renewed my love of sushi
-dressed up in a suit, supposedly looking quite good (i'll have pictures eventually)
-fell asleep in jaya's classes, bringing the number of colleges i've slept in class at to 5
-groped by a gay man, at jaya's insistence
-lunch with mego, always a good time
-ran into drew barrymoore and her boyfriend on the street
-visited jaya's highschool, marveled at how young all the kids were
-saw some of the best halloween costumes ever at the parade
-watched ok go dance, got a little jealous
-rufus wainwright is jesus?
-sat in my plane for an hour waiting to take off
- gave jaya dysentery